What a Klutz!

Who me? Yep! Since we moved into our 2 story house, I don't know how many countless times I have fallen down the stairs. It never fails, I am always carrying something to drink in my hand when this happens. The shit goes flying everywhere. Oh yeah, the kids are usually close by and watch this happen. Being addicted to this damn computer, I still am staying up too late. Last night was no different. This morning I drag my tired ass out of bed. Need coffee. Need coffee. Walk to the stairs and hit the first step. Shit!!! My feet go flying out from under me, bottle of Smirnoff in one hand (left over from last night). I go flying down those damn stairs again. Smirnoff all over the walls, carpet and me. I am too tired for this shit!!! I fell down a half of flight of stairs. My ass hurts and I stubbed my toe. I hit my tail bone right on the edge of a stair. As I sit at the bottom of the landing (this is where I ended up) I start laughing. What a Klutz!!!! As I sit here my ass still hurts several hours later. I can already see a big bruise, on my butt. Great. I will tell you I am not the only one who has fell down those damn things. The stairs are short, steep and slippery. If you don't pay attention, your feet go out from under you. The middle landing is covered with stains from my coffee being spelt countless times. I guess that means this weekend I will have to clean my carpets, again. Not like I don't have 101 different things to do or anything. I was hoping to be lazy and do what I do best, cruise the internet.....I guess that will have to wait. dyzgoneby