Things You Probably Don't Want To Know About Me

I guess I will let everyone take a little peak into my life........ My favorite color is Green. My favorite flower is a Lily I was born and raised in California and have only lived here. My first kiss was in the 5th grade to a boy name Donald. I miss being pregnant. It was the most incredible feeling around. In High School and College I taught Jazz dancing, until I blew out my knee. I believe in a higher power. Is that God? Some would say that and with this deployment approaching, I sure am praying a lot. I have been to 8 States and outside the US to Canada. I use to have a great body with big boobs. Now everything just droops. I can thank my kids for this. I have a big mouth and talk too much. I can out talk just about any person around me. I have a heart of gold. I am the type of person who would do anything to make a person happy. Most men have always screwed me over (look above and below for the reason). I am a very trusting person. My Aunt taught me how to flip off other driver's at the age of......4 My same aunt used to drink with me.....I was 13. The same aunt and another one took me out for my 21st birthday and we all got shitty. I pee'd on the side of the road. I went to a male strip club with my mother. That was fun!!!!! My dream car would be a 1969 Chevy Camero SS I have been married twice. I told my first husband I wanted a divorce on our 2nd wedding anniversary, September 11, 1995. I was only married to my second husband six months, when I asked for a divorce. Only man I ever hit, was 2nd husband. He pushed my son down the stairs and I decked him. Reason for the divorce. I want to get married again on the beach, with the sand between my toes. For a long time I never wanted to get married again. They say the 3rd times a charm...... I download music from the internet. I am afraid of thunderstorms. If I could fit under my bed, I would hide their. I hate rodents. Especially rats. Currently they are living in my atitc and I am to chicken shit to go up there and kill them. Need to call an exterminator. Add this to honey-do list before Sniper gets back from the Sandbox. I don't trust woman. They are all to caddy and love to stab you in the back. I have never bungee jumped, but I would love to. I want to skydive.....just can't find anyone to do this with me. I was very athletic growing up. I played soccer, softball, gymnastics, was on the swim team and diving team. I dated someone who was 8 years older then me for 3 years. The mammas boy couldn't let go of the apron strings and that was the end of the relationship. The youngest person I dated was only a year younger than me. I am still in love with that man, Sniper. When I was in High School my friends' & I stole my friends mother's van. I was the only one who had driven before. That day was my first day of driver's training....don't tell me kids. The first thing I notice of a man is his smile. Then I check out the backside. I love a man in jeans going commando. I am a Starbuck junkie. I love caramel Frappicinos. I look like Jamie Lee Curtis. I have never been expelled from school. I was suspended from Junior High School for bringing firecrackers. In Junior High I was caught shop lifting. I don't usually wear brand name clothes. I look for the best deal (can you say cheap). I have my belly button pierced. I have 2 Tattoos. A Dragon on my ankle and a butterfly on my lower back. I completely regret the dragon. I was 18, young and stupid. I prefer men who wear boxer briefs or completely commando. I am a only child. Yep spoiled rotten to the core. I got everything I wanted. The last time I was drunk was this New Year's Eve. I passed out on the bathroom floor. Sniper took a picture of me naked laying out on some rocks with a river flowing around. We talked about sending it in to Playboy (he never did). His mom and sister have seen the picture......I didn't need to know this. I am a very romantic person. I like to send men flowers. I was pulled over in college for running a red light. The police officer didn't get close enough to realize, I was drunker than a skunk. I have never had a alcoholic beverage again and drove. I have been to strip clubs and received a lap dance. You should have seen the look on Sniper's face. I would never marry for money. Money can't buy happiness or love. My favorite sayings are: "WTF" "Whatever" "Quit Fighting or Bitching or Arguing" "Kiss my Ass" "Knock it Off" I smoke. I quit for a few years and picked it back up this last summer. I am hoping to quit this year, but will see.. .. My favorite drinks are Midori Margaritta's and Vodka Cran. I would love to have another baby, but I can't. I love to scrapbook. My kids drive me insane. I graduated high school in 1989. I am a bookworm. I spend way to much time on the internet....way too much. My worst fear is dying before I marry Sniper. Two kids later and I want a boob job. If I have it my way the twins will be here before Sniper returns form the Sandbox. I averaged 2 schools a year growing up and I wasn't a military brat. My mom loved to move. My daughter has been in 4 different schools and she is in the 4th grade. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I am a procrastinator. I always put off today what I can do tomorrow. It does get done. I am a closet exhibitionist. I used to love to go to dance clubs and poll dance just to drive the men crazy. My grandfather passed away when I was 15 and I was happy. He was an asshole and I couldn't stand him. My son is Bi-Polar and it runs very high in my family (no I'm not, but I feel nuts at times). He was diagnosed when he ways 7 and tried to kill himself (someday I will post about that one). Let's just say my son has already been in a mental institution (not fun). I met Sniper at a dance club when I was 20. Boy can that man dance and still does very well (don't worry I can keep up with him). In 7th grade I got my ass kicked (big black eye). Why? Because she wanted to. This was my best friend. In high school I was a bully and would kick the living shit out of anyone who crossed my path. I guess after 7th grade I didn't want to be the one being pushed around anymore. I have never broke any bones in my body. Ever I have had more stitches in my body and head then I care to count. Yes, I am clumsy. I would love to be a elementary school teacher. I don't know why, my 2 drive me nuts. I never graduated from college. I decided I knew better than my parents. This is one thing someday I will complete. I want to learn how to Country Line Dance. Don't know why, I am all Cali girl. I am a neat freak. Very anal, almost to the point of OCD. Anything out of it's place and I go absolutely nuts. I even clean the walls and baseboards weekly I clean my kids bedrooms because they can't clean it good enough for me. Every damn toy has to be in it's place....again can you say "Anal." I lived on ho-ho's and root beer floats when I was pregnant with Drama Queen. Maybe that is why she is a junk food junkie. I don't drink water. Can't stand it. I was asked to resign from a job because my best friend was jealous that I was able to go to a Management retreat as another managers' girlfriend. She found a way to get me fired....resign. I worked for Taco Bell in High School and quit after the 1st week...why....because I was the only "white" person their and they were....ummmm....racists....in California..... My girlfriend and I used to steal bottles of wine from our "job" in high school. We would go to the drive inn's and get....errrr....drunk after work. God I miss those times. I cheated on Sniper when he was in boot and didn't even send him a "Dear John" letter. I just stopped all communication with him. I would love to kick my own ass for that one and it's been 14 years. And Yes, that man still loves me. I haven't ever cheated on another man because of the above incident. Unless you count cheating with Sniper this last summer when I was still living with the Jackass. I love Sniper with all my heart.....but.....you already know that. I think I will end with that. That's my life in a nut shell.... dyzgoneby