Golfing with Me

I tried to play 9 holes of golf today and it was frickin hotter than haties outside. 105 degrees. OMG, I don't know how our guys in Iraq can stand this shit. What f*ckin idiot comes up with the dress code for a golf course? Especially when it is hotter than shit. We have to wear collared shirts and shorts to a certain length. Hell no. I feel like some snob with there nose so far up someone else's ass. No, I don't think I would fit in with the "Country Club" crowd. Hell, my mouth would get me thrown out the first time I said "oh f*ck no" or "f*ck you" my two favorites. I sucked it up and endured it for awhile anyway. Thankfully I wore a tank top under my "collard shirt" and eventually when no one was looking I took it off. The shorts, I couldn't do anything about. I just had to deal. Here is a few pics for your pleasure. Me, one of my advisors (Lil D) and two other co-workers Yah, I sooo suck doing this, but the team I was on, won 1st place. It wasn't for the way I played. One of the guys actually knows how to play. I am not complaining, we won movie tickets. Yes, sniper I will wait for us to go together. Just please don't be pissed at me for too long. I do love you with all my heart. I know I f*cked up and I promise not do it again. I know I have a lot at stake. No, I won't tell, but it wasn't too bright on my part, but I bet if you try you could guess......... Look real hard at the pics. Do you see anything interesting? Look at my ankles. I have both wrapped and can not walk for shit and that was before we played (nope, this isn't the reason Sniper is not so happy with me). I went to the docs yesterday and it looks like I pulled more than I realized. I need to stay off of my feet for at least a week, keep them wrapped, take ibuprofen, and keep them iced. Oh my. I plan on taking some drugs here soon and hitting the rack. Just as soon as I get off of this computer.......maybe. This weekend is a study weekend. WHAT JOY!!!! dyzgoneby Sniper, I love you!