In Case Ya'll Needed a Laugh, Laugh at Me for Awhile

I know I have been a little pre-occupied and not blogging for the last couple of days, but I am here. Just so your not wondering: No Sniper isn't home (it will be sometime in the next 2 to 3 months), no I am not pregnant (come on people, Marines can be creative, but not that creative), Sniper hasn't been inured again (twice is about all we can take for awhile), the kids are still alive and they are good to go (I haven't duct taped the kids in a few weeks to the wall), it's just other bullshit. I can tell you, I have not been running since Saturday (in 95 degree heat, oh yeah baby bring it on). Remember me bitching about my ankles. Well, trying to run through the pain in your feet/ankles is NOT a good idea. I think I damaged more than what I expected. My tendons on the outside of BOTH my feet (just under my ankles) are very swollen. I haven't worn shoes since Saturday and can barely walk. Have you ever looked at someone dressed nice and looked down to see they are wearing FLIP FLOPS? Let me tell you the looks I have been getting is pretty funny (I look like a beach bum). Then you add in the way I am walking, like an old drunk hag with something stuck way up her arse. It's a hoot. If this continues I will have to go have it checked out. For now it's ICE ICE BABY and Mortin (I wish I had something stronger). What's going to be hilarious is my office on Friday is spending the day, in 107 degree heat playing golf and I said I would go and play. That's fine and dandy if I could walk and if I could play golf. I have never played in my life (unless you count miniature golf). I have been out to the driving range.......once. When I did hit the ball (once every 12 swings) it went the opposite direction of where it is supposed to go. So, I can't walk, can't play golf, it's going to be 107 degrees outside and we all will be drinking the day away. All I can say is "CAUTION, HARD HAT AREA" Don't say I didn't forewarn ya'll. *FYI, It's all in the shoes. A word from the not so wise, you get what you pay for. Do not run in just any shoes, this can be a big mistake. Now my ass and my ankles are swealing up to the same size. dyzgoneby Sniper, we are almost there. I love ya. I promise to take lots of pics. You will enjoy the laugh, that's a promise.