Where oh Where Have My Keys Gone?

Yesterday I was getting ready to leave for work and couldn't find my keys. I looked high and low for them. Drama Queen has this habit of just throwing them where ever. Drama Queen hadn't touched them the night before. OK..... Usually I find them under the couch cushions. I looked there, nothing. I looked in my purse, nope. I looked in the kitchen, nope. I looked in my bedroom, nope. I searched all the rooms frantically and found nothing. At this point I am starting to get pissed. Where the hell are they? I have to leave for work and am going to be late. Hmmmmm.... I decided to open the front door and just check. Oh shit, there they were. Ok, what frickin idiot left them still in the door. Oh that would be me. I left my keys all night long in the lock. Now even though I had the front door locked and the alarm on, if someone wanted to get in, they had the opportunity. My key chain has the keyfab (automatically shuts off the alarm) and a lot of good it did me having the alarm on at that point. What an absolute idiot I am. This is one screw-up I won't be telling Sniper about. I can tell you he would be completely pissed at me for this. He still hasn't let me forget about how long it took me to have the alarm installed and the break-in. I hear about it at least once a week. Ok note to self, don't leave the keys in the door all night. dyzgoneby